Collection of le fishe memes from an aspiring marine biologist 🦈

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

Anonymous asked:

hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though

this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird

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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep
I Am So Fucking Tired
Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went “wow, it has a reblog already?” And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.
I actually wasn’t that far off you guys
HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED
Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.
We shall have a summer wedding

slaying-absolute-penis:

greelin:
“not every character you love is trans” true. but most of them are. bi also
and autistic.

minakosroom:

detectveprince:
giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

sunblocks:

every day of my life i scream and cry and throw up bc i dont have this jumper

lowendfreak:

girldong:
Boring: they’re all found
Better: the find the submarine empty
Even better: only one person left
Best: completely new person found alone on submarine
It’s D B Cooper